Got a good email today!
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . . I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......
It's a good day in America!
I woke up to good news this morning. Granted, it came 10 years later than it should have, but it's good news just the same.
Osama bin Laden is dead! Let the world rejoice! Last night there was dancing in the streets of NYC and DC. Today, it's hard to walk around at Ground Zero because of all the people there and that's good too.
I think we should remember 9/11 every day. I seem to...I was almost there that day. I had considered taking a job for my then company, Genuity. Luckily, my wife said she didn't want my daughters to grow up to be big haired gum poppin' Jersey bitches. Hey, whaddaya expect from a New Yorker! So, instead, I ended up in AZ for a few years. The guy that took my job on the 110 floor of WTC 1 wasn't as fortunate.
It's not over folks. There are still idiots out there that want us dead and a few of them are probably feeling those feelings even more so today. Keep your eyes open all the time. Walk like an American, with your head held high and your eyes wide open.
I love my country and I thank the members of US Navy SEAL Team Six. You guys are the baddest! Drinks on me when you get back to VB!!!