I thought it was funny!!!
Five surgeons around a campfire
The First says: "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered. "
The Second responds: "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside of them is color coded. "
The Third says: "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside of them is in alphabetical order. "
The Fourth chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers.... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over. "
but, the Fifth shut them all up when he said: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine…and the head and the ass are interchangeable”