I thought it was funny!!!
Five surgeons around a campfire
The First says: "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered. "
The Second responds: "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside of them is color coded. "
The Third says: "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside of them is in alphabetical order. "
The Fourth chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers.... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over. "
but, the Fifth shut them all up when he said: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine…and the head and the ass are interchangeable”
I'd like you to meet Elvis!!!
He's a mutt, like us! He's supposed to be beagle and dachschund mix, but he was more than twice the size of his 3 brothers and sisters and the only one with any white on him at all.
I think he's mostly beagle...he speaks beagle anyway! And if you've ever been around beagles you know what I mean when I say he speaks beagle!
He's a very cool little dog. I like him...alot!