God has it out for me!!!
I'm not exactly sure why. I think I know the reason. All those dumb things I did when I was younger. But I'm pretty convinced that if there is a god, he or she is upset with me.
I found out a couple of days ago that my Cutie Pie will be bringing another Cutie Pie into the world. We've known for a while that she's pregnant, but we just found out the other day what she's having.
Why? What have I done to deserve another woman in my life? Isn't my hair gray enough? Haven't I learned to say "Yes Dear" well enough? Haven't all the women in my life cost me enough already?
Apparently not! My cutie Pie is bringing another woman into this world to control me! And something tells me that she will most definately control me more than any other woman I've ever met has...
But as I've been saying, I don't have to be near as mature to be the Grandude as I was supposed to be as a parent.
So, little lady, when you get here just be ready to have a very good life. I'll make sure of it for you. One thing is for sure...you'll be loved like no other...
To the man or woman upstairs....thanks alot! Really!
And to all the little men out there...watch your step!