Tell me it's not true!!!
My dogs sleep about 20 hours a day. They have their food prepared forthem. They can eat whenever they wants, 24/7/365.
Their meals are provided at no cost to them.
They visits the Dr. once a year for their checkups, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.. For this they pay nothing, and nothing is required of them.
They live in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than they need, but they are not required to do any upkeep.
If they make a mess, someone else cleans it up.
They have their choice of luxurious places to sleep.
They receive these accommodations absolutely free.
They are living like a roylaty, and have absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
All of their costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head -- Holy crap, my dogs are democrats!
Thanks Tom! Just a few changes to make it fit my house...