I know...it's been a while
And this is probably not eh way to start up again...
But I got this in an email today and I found it very amusing! I think what amused me the most was the fact that I could read it without a hitch...and if you heard me read it out loud, you might've thought I wrote it!
Enjoy! Or not, I don't care!
It has come ta our attention dat a cupola copies of the Windows XP New Joisey Edition may have been shipped outsida Joisey. If ya got one a dese,
youse may need some help unnerstanin da commands. Da Joisey edition may be recognized by da unique openin' screen. It reads: "Windas XP", wit a
background pitcha a Hoboken . When youse start da program, instead a da usual stringy like music, you hear a little Springsteen. It's also shipped
wit a Sopranos screen sava. Please also note:
*Recycle bin is labeled " Newark "
*My Computer is called "My Friggin' Computa"
*The Inbox is referred to as "Da Trunk"
*Deleted items are referred to as "Wacked", "Erased" or "Rubbed Out"
*Control Panel is known as "The Bosses"
* Performing an "illegal operation" is known as "Enhancin' da Family Business" and will actually maximize da program instead a shuttin' it down
*Hard Drive is referred to as "Da Turnpike on Da Way to Da Shore"
*Instead of an error message, "You Ain't Gonna Friggin' Believe Dis'" pops up.
Changes in Terminology in Da Joisey Edition:
OK . . . . Sure ting
Cancel . . . . Fugetaboutit
Reset .. . . . Start ova
Yes . . . . Yeah
No . . . . Nah
Find . . . . Put a Contract Out On it
Browse . . . . Get a Looksee
Back . . . . U-Toin
Help .. . . . Get Your Own Friggin' Ansa
Stop . . . .Knock it Off
Start . . . . Move it
Settings . . . . Here's da Rules
We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you mistakenly got a copy of the Joisey Edition (not). You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version. You gotta problem wit dat?