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The Ugly American
Tuesday, February 03, 2009
  Got this from my Pop in an email. Don't know from where...
To understand the next 4 years you have to understand the world according to Chicago . While it is a city in Illinois it is also a completely different country with a whole different set of morals and language. There are only three rules there which anybody can understand. You don't even need an attorney to understand them and if you need an attorney, well . . . you know too much so look out for Rule #3!

RULE #1 No matter what you see, hear, or do you don't know anybody and you don't know nutin!

RULE #2 If you capture something on tape or camera it doesn't reveal nutin!

RULE #3 If you know what anybody knows in Chicago , well . . . dat's da last ting you'll ever know and you'll wish youse never knew nutin!

Now pay close attention, we don't want to have to say this more than once. It's very simple . . . we'll illustrate. You have to read slow!




These two? They don't know each other!



Remember the first picture? Be sure you only remember that they don't know and you certainly don't either! Da fellas in the background in this picture? Well . . . what fellas? We don't see nutin!


Oops! How did that get in here?
Da guy on the left? For all you know he's Santa Claus. And the guy on the right . . .well, he's Da Easter Bunny! That's all you need to know and you're better off if you don't know that.

Go to your eye doctor, yourse eyes is lieing to yas! Capish?


We don't want to know what they're saying.

Remember Jimmy Hoffa!
He knew too much and now . . .well . . . now no one knows where he is.
Is the big picture clear?

Not these pictures gumwad, cuz youse already forgot dem!

Now, ain't that simple?
They don't know nutin and neither do we!
And don't forget it!

P.S. If you pass this on to your friends, don't forget Rule #1 and, that ways, there's nutin to fear about #3!
 
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