Got this in an email...it made me laugh...
Two women were playing golf.
One teed off and watched in horror as her ball
headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the
next hole.
The ball hit one of the men. He immediately
clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the
ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and
immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me
to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could
relieve your pain if you'd allow me,'she told him.
'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a
few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious
agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping
his hands together at his groin.
At her persistence, however, he finally
allowed her to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them
to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands
inside. She administered tender and artful massage
for several long moments and asked,'How does that
feel'?
He replied:
'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's
broken.'