Got this in an e-mail and thought it was worth sharing...
Subject: FW: Living life backwords
Where do I sign up?
I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready for High
School: drink alcohol, party, and you're Generally promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you Have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and Then... You finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case.
I just have one question...that last thing...only one time???
