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Tuesday, July 19, 2005
  Things that make you go hmmm......
Got this in an e-mail this morning and thought it was worth sharing...

Go Figure

COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over
200 years and we're not using it anymore.

TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse! You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery"
and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment!

AND LAST BUT NOT LEASTGeorge Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart . "Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the one woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and haul her butt off to jail."
 
Comments:
I love the 10 Commandments thing...and I agree with you about Kennedy. I think it's why no one ever took him seriously as a Presidential candidate and he lived in both of his brothers' shadows.
 
I have no respect for Kennedy at all or Kerry.

I love the one about the cows. Actually I love all of these.
 
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