As Larry would say...that's funny, I don't care who you are!
A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy
standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says,
"7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound
right testicle, Turner Brown."
The small guy faints dead away and falls to the floor.
The big dude kneels down and brings him to, slapping his face and
shaking him. When the little guy finally comes around, the big guy asks him,
"What's wrong with you?"
In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse me, but what
EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude said, "I saw the curious look on your face and figured
I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm
7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my left testicle
weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds and my name is Turner
The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn around.'"