US History...by Andy
It may have started in the 70’s, when Richard Nixon sent those plumbers to the hotel. See, they weren’t union plumbers and well…you know how those union guys can get.
Then there was Jimmy Carter. He didn’t do anything, except lust in his heart. And that was the whole problem, he didn’t do anything. Nobel Peace Prize and all, I have trouble remembering Carters presidency.
Ronald Reagan was the great Satan himself, even though he was instrumental in bringing down the Berlin Wall and pretty much communism as it was in the 80’s. There was that Iran-Contra thing. But Uncle Ronnie made me proud to be an American again, proud to wear my uniform.
Then we had Bush I. If he had finished the job in ’91, we’d be in Syria or Iran by now. Wasn’t there that read my lips thing? I read them, and then I remember my paychecks going down anyway.
Then there was Bill. It makes me laugh, because I hear so many talk about the hick in the White House now! What the hell was Bill? Arkansas boy, made it big time! He had Monica! Nothing wrong with a little on the side. You would have thought he could have found something a little easier on the eyes. No offense Monica, but you aren’t presidential material. The president of the U.S. of A., doin’ a fat girl! Damn!
Now we have W. Let’s see, he was appointed, although he won the Electoral College. He got us into a war under false pretenses, although Saddam had used WMD’s before and the world said he still had them. He was a deserter, but I have seen his honorable discharge (can’t say the same for the other guy). I know there are more; they slip my mind right about now.