The Guardian Surrenders
After Guardian readers mailed somewhere around 14000 letters to residents of Clark County Ohio, the response has been overwhelming! Leave us alone! Clark county voters responded to the letters from overseas with indignation, some so mad, they went and volunteered for the president!
The G2 program
This is all part of the vast right wing conspiracy, the fact that letters the Guardian received, came from people they contacted first, has absolutely nothing to do with it.
One senior local politician, speaking off the record to avoid offending his neighbors, said: "They picked the wrong county for many reasons. One is, we're very parochial. When people talk about The Guardian of London, they think you mean London, Ohio, which is in the next-door county. Another is, we have some issues with literacy round here."
You gotta love a local politician that says he people can’t read! I wonder why they voted for him?
Sharon Manitta, spokesperson for Democrats Abroad, tried to tell ‘em: "This will certainly garner more votes for George Bush."
Of course, the Guardian has failed to pay for the voter registration list that it received from Clark County. They say, the check is in the mail. I’ve used that line before also.